- Waitresses that look me over and decide to serve people who aren't yet, when I clearly have my menu shut and I'm staring at you because I want food. Now. I shouldn't have given you any tip at all... I could understand if I looked 14 and broke, but I'm almost 25; I get it. It's how you get paid. To that waitress: fuck you.
- Nuclear Energy (found at your local Huck's). Deeder, are you kidding me? That shit was 2 parts uranium, 6 parts sugar, and 1000 parts high fructose corn syrup. One of my teeth fell out on contact.
- Road construction on Keystone. I'm a fucking tourist, sue me: I'd still like to get around your fine town. FINISH IT ALREADY.
- MOVIE THEATER PRICES. I went to Regal Cinemas on Washington Ctr. yesterday, and here's what I spent:
- $17 dollars on tickets (apparently, they did away with student tickets on the weekend. because students disappear on the weekend now)
- $7 on popcorn (that's for a medium)
- 20 minutes of commercials. Which, if time = money, roughly translates to about $3. Still, I remember when it was just previews for other movies...
Well, that's enough for now I guess. FTW. hahaha
I told you that stuff was liquid death
ReplyDeletewhat about the 5buck huck and chocolate wine?
ReplyDeletehahaha, saving for a special occasion
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