100th Post

I had planned to make this a GRAND post, and type all this shit, but I got side tracked. Number 200 will have to be grand, because this subject deserves 100% of my attention.

Maybe you know, and maybe you didn't: I've been watching the shit out of wife swap for a few days. This show is awesome; they take the absolute worst trash across america, and make 'em switch homes. I've seen everything from the balloon boy's dad douse a woman in milk, to a religious fanatic kick her own family out "in jesus' name."

But TODAY'S episode, it's about something that touches a little closer to home. Something I've been preaching about for years: feminism.

"Well, then, for starters, you can get BACK in the kitchen and make me my FUCKING DINNER!" (If you didn't see this coming, go ahead and leave. You're not going to enjoy the rest of this)

Where do they get the nerve? If I remember correctly, the bible says (this is a rare one too: me citing the bible), "So God created man in his own image." Then, he makes woman out of a rib. A SINGLE RIB. How on EARTH does that compare? 1 rib to a an entire human? Completely ridiculous. I googled feminism, and none of that shit made any sense. For the female readers: before you start, shut up. Because I know you started to accuse me of idiocy, because I don't understand? It's because it makes no sense. Do you see men running around on the planet, saying "We could do without women. They're useless." No, because we understand that EVERYTHING serves a purpose. Women living without men? Are you retarded? Have you ever heard the phrase "father some children?" Derp. Let's try to see my point.

Women, to me, have but a few uses: cooking, cleaning, and making babies. I'm not saying that to be an asshole, I'm saying it to make a point. Ever seen a garbage woman? Nope. How about female mechanics? So few. The reason you haven't is because they don't want to do that stuff. UNLIKE WOMEN, men see a need for these things. It's no wonder the world is ruled by men. Women wouldn't want to do anything except get their hair and make up done. Bummer.

ANYWHO, I think I'm going to cut my rant short, before I get a truckload of angry e-mails and comments. haha But, women: next time you think you're "so strong, so unique," remember the man that helped put you there.