Alright

So I'm driving home today, and I am flipping through the radio stations? And I hear the BEST BAND EVER, BASICALLY (KORN) and I think: "Man, what an untapped market."

So I'm wondering, "How hard can it seriously be to write music that bad?" And now I'm thinking that all I need is someone to play a bass, and drums. And only sort of.


Basically, get at me, personal auditions. Bring your bass, and your glow-in-the-dark jncos. Let's do this.