Ok

First, this:

Next, I was thinking that Christmas is always around the corner. So what do I want this year?


-I want to see at least a hundred boneless tricks by august
-I want to see someone grow a handlebar mustache
-I want to be in a bar fight (and win!)
-I want to grow out the nastiest mullet and get hit on by a biker babe (hopefully instigating that bar fight I was talking about)
-I want to launch a tactical nuke before 2010 is over (in MW2)