CAPTAIN FUCKING AMERICA
That's right. Bruce Motherfuckin' Willis. Look it up on wikipedia; it's a known fact that this dude's middle name is motherfuckin'. I've been watching the Die Hard Quadrilogy lately, and playing TONS of COD4, so I declare this NATIONAL "I HATE TERRORISTS" WEEK. So get in the spirit; if you see someone being sketchy at your X-mas party, strap a gun to your back and battle. Wife's flight been hijacked? Get out your lighter and blow that fucker up. Because that's what BRUCE would do. IF IT LOOKS SUSPICIOUS, IT PROBABLY IS. Be a MAN, like Bruce Willis.
Handle your shit.
"Do I sound like I'm ordering a pizza??"
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