Memories

Hahaha thanks to Terbush, for digging through his myspace mail. Apparently I wrote this about a year ago:

"Round Two:

So I wasn't really feeling any better after my rant, so I'm ranting again.
More shit that annoys me enough to keep me up at night:

Why is it that multi-billion dollar companies (ahem, wal-mart) can afford to book people like kelly clarkson for the their seminars, but are unable to afford anything besides SCOTT FUCKING RAZOR TOILET PAPER for their employess? Wonderful: I can experience the oh-so-personal music of kelly clarkson while I excitedly bleed to death from my anus because you were TOO CHEAP TO BUY NORMAL FUCKING TOILET PAPER.
I wonder who I should be more angry with; wal-mart, for being cheap? Or scott tissue, for making their product out of 100% recycled razors and rabbid animal carcass?

Oh, this is rich: why do I cease to hear about the potential black hole causing large hadron collider, but continue to receieve to the minute updates on Angelina Jolie's family plan? Why on earth would ANYONE give a shit what she does with the kids she stole from other countries? There's an interesting thought: isn't anyone actually concerned with where she got these kids from? I know that because I haven't seen their actual parents, I can only assume that kidnapped the little bastards. Why have I even put that much thought into it? Moving along...

Health Nuts. Just die already. Or outlive us. Do you think anyone really cares? Here's something to look at: you're going to outlive the fat, uncaring, remorseless lot of us only to inherit a crumbling wasteland. Economic recession? Check. Global warming? Someone turn up the AC. Rainforest demolished? Well, we had to make room for another Starbucks.
Congratulations, you're tasked with cleaning up an entire planet!

Speaking of the environment and Starbucks, I don't want anyone to get the wrong idea: I'm all FOR the end. I don't give 2 shits about the environment, to be honest. I think it's been a great run, but we definitely need something to shake what life has become for people. Born, live, fuck, die.
Yippee!


Alright, I suppose that's enough.
Please, if you've any decency, argue with me and try to be as generally whiney and rude as I have been! TTYL! : )

Chris"