Blerg!

I'm so bored. I wish something cool would happen, like in video games. I wonder why there hasn't been some gnar-comet/asteroid falling from the sky, with a little dude from somewhere else in/on it. Or why people haven't become zombies. I started thinking just now, "What would happen if my town was overrun by zombies, and it was just like, me and my chick?" The answer was: awesome. I could raid the town of fort wayne, and "re-murder" the people I don't like. My cat snuggles would be alive again, and I probably wouldn't have to look for a job. And the best part? I could eat coney island everyday.