Wednesday, November 25, 2009

People

I went to McDonald's today. I was leaving their drive thru, and exiting through a curved entrance. I did this because this is the fastest way for me to reach my apartment, and mainly, because I felt like it.
Of course, this would be the one time that someone decides to ENTER using this thing, and they proceeded to sit and honk at me for about 35 seconds. The woman in the passenger seat (a portly woman in her late 30's) mimed angry words at me. I think I saw her say, "It's an ENTRANCE asshole!" but who could be sure? Anyways, to get straight to the point, my question is this:

What on earth would she expect me to do?

Does she think I should throw my car in park, get out, and kiss her feet? Perhaps I should shower her with rose petals, and massage her bunions while I apologize as intensely as I can for such a heinous act? Or maybe throw it in reverse, park, get out of my car, and offer to pay for their meal since I have "wronged them so?"

What a fucking lunatic. If she thinks anything more than my natural response (I smiled, shrugged my shoulders, and mouthed the words "so what?") was necessary, she's out of her mind. And she can stay there.

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