Monday, March 8, 2010

Lists

Here's a list of things:

-I found the other day that McDonald's is, perhaps, the most intelligent company on the planet. Case in point: the McFlurry. If you were to buy a fudge cone, or a hot fudge sundae at McDonald's, it would likely cost you around $1.08. That's ice cream, and fudge. Now, let's say you wanted to put m&m's on your sundae: that would cost an additional $.75, at the most, assuming you could just run to the gas station and buy them. So, and the most, you're going to be spending about $1.83. Not bad, for a tasty treat. On a side note, I think it's important to establish what a McFlurry actually is: soft serve ice cream, and m&ms. That's it. Guess what that'll set you back? $3.43. "Wait, what about fudge?" Extra. "Do you get a cone?" Nope. Nearly twice the cost, with half the product. And people buy them up. Well played, Ronald.

-Different areas yield very different skateboarding experiences.

-Being sick is totally stupid. Seriously. Get sick. Figure that shit out.

-I saw a lady who sparkled, kinda like those retards from Twilight. Is that taking a hobby too far? Probably not. Do you think kids tried to make lightsabres, or move things with the force? I mean, star wars was HELLA popular.

3 comments:

  1. im 99.9% sure that lady was made of plastic lol her face had absolutely no lines or wrinkles and she had to be at like 50

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  2. im laughing almost as hard as i did at the moment i looked at that lady.

    i saw you say post something on facebook about the mcflurry today when i made that facebook account, and right before i deactivated it because i realized its a waste of time that quick.

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