So the other night...

...was my dude Sean's birthday. It was rad. I went to a bar/food place I hadn't been to before, and spent like $30. It made me question how many times a single person could say "salted nuts" in one night, and then shattered my expectation. For some reason, I have no pics (save a seriously blurry one of me with a chicken wing next to a 6 ft tall nutcracker) but I can give you the highlights:

-Watched a vietnamese girl climb shit, then proceed to do ninja kicks higher than my head
-Got kissed by a guy, unintentionally. Actually, I was mauled by my dude trying to plant one on me. Anyone who doubts my heterosexuality? Let's fight.
-Through luck, skill, or some combination of the two, I managed to avoid what could've been a really awkward situation. Thanks!
-Met a dude that looks an awful lot like Deeder.
-Took a shot of something that tastes like toothpaste and rubbing alcohol, and hated it. Jeers to Laura for that one!

Anyways, it was a good time. Happy birthdad!

Note: I was totally going to post that picture, but because of unforeseen circumstances, I lost all the photos on my phone. Thanks Sprint Technician, I didn't really need those anyways.